Gothy: A person who's a bit dark and moody and probably would have made an excellent Goth except for:
a) Commitment issues with wearing all black and listening to "My Chemical Romance."
b) Being a perfectionist who fears if they call themselves Goth they would have to be the best friggan goth EVER! Which means you're going to have to do some pretty dark things. People with a competitive spirit really should avoid this!
c) West Indian parents who would smack straight fire out that ass if'n you don't stop "lookin' so fukin' crazy!"
d) Money issues. Can't work corsets and combat boots into the budget.
e) Like me, all the above :)